I have a problem.
It's a problem I don't know how to control.
I've tried to ignore it for over a year.
It's a word.
When I hear it, I hear nails down a chalk board.
Teeth scraping against teeth.
All those unpleasantries.
Why must people say it?
It's so stupid.
Are you trying to be trendy when you say it?
Are you trying to be super cool?
Are you too lazy to say SUPER?
When people say it, I literally get the chills.
I have a physical reaction.
It's like an allergy.
I'm allergic to the word.
Besides asking my allergist to add UBER to my allergy shot serum?