Mornings disagree with me.
Monday mornings hate me.
Monday mornings after being on vacation all week despise me.
And I despise them.
Let me recap my morning to you so far.
Keep in mind it's only 8:25 am:
- Spilled my breakfast down my shirt. My white shirt. Had to change it.
- Dropped, and then sufficiently lost my birth control pill.
- Cell phone broke.
- Spilled coffee down the entire length of my khaki pants. Have to wear them all day.
- Figured out the the wrong lid is on my coffee cup. After spilling it all over my hands and coat sleeves.
- Forgot my work keys.
- Broke the base to my work phone.
- Threw up in my mouth.