Monday, October 18, 2010

Are You Normal?

I recently watched an Oprah show titled "Are You Normal?"

Turns out, I'm more normal than I thought.

TMI warning ... this post is riddled with TMI.

Here are some funny areas in which I fall into the NORMAL category:
  • I treat my dog (and talk to him) like he's human
  • I've lied about my weight on my driver's license
  • I've hidden a food wrapper in the garbage so no one would knew what I ate
  • I've said, "I'm fine, nothing is wrong" when in fact, there IS something wrong
  • I HATE strongly dislike football season, and it irritates me when it's constantly on TV (sorry babe!)
  • I look at my poop (hee hee)
  • I look in the tissue after I blow my nose
  • I pass gas (I know, shocking)
  • I use the paper covers on public toilets
  • I sing by myself in the car
And did you know ...
  • The average person picks their nose FIVE TIMES AN HOUR?!?
  • 43% of all people do not brush their teeth before bed
  • 1 in 4 men travel with a stuffed animal
How about you?

What's your confession?

How are you normal?


Annie said...

I love that you posted this! I wanted to watch this show and totally forgot! Thanks for catching me up! We have the same normals. I wonder if I can watch this show online?! Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

i was mad that they talked about men watching too much football is not normal. i watch about 20 hours a week.... sometimes more! and i think that is totally normal. :)