Walking into church on Sunday ...
Me: Seriously, I am so hungry, I could eat my right fist.
Jay: You should probably just start with your fingers. The entire fist might be too aggressive.
Me: Good call. I like it.
Jay: Now that I think about it - you should start with your pinky. It's not as integral as your other fingers.
Me: Why do you say that? The pinky is PLENTY important.
Jay: I just think you use your pinky less when you type.
Me: Well in that case, I'm switching to my left hand, because I MUST have my right one for the RETURN key.
Jay: Oh yah, I didn't think about that. Good call.