And when I say "we" ... I really mean "me."
Actual conversation from this morning ...
Lisa: Ow, my ankle hurts today.
Jay: What's up with it?
Lisa: I tripped and rolled my ankle the other day and I noticed it's bruised.
Jay: What did you trip on?
Lisa: Oh sweetie ... thank you. But don't you know me at all?
Jay: Of course I know you.
Lisa: Honey, I didn't trip on anything. I was just walking.
And you wonder why I don't play adult sports.