Lisa (brushing my teeth): It sucks that my sink gets way dirtier then yours does. When I wash my face, my makeup kinda stains my sink.
Jay: I've noticed that when I've cleaned.
Lisa: Do you mean every time you clean? Since I never clean.
Jay: Yes, but I was being nice.
Lisa: Does it suck that I can live in so much filth?
Jay: Yes. But I'm not much better. I just think I get to a point where I can stand it anymore ... but your "point" is waaaaaaaaaay further off then mine.
Lisa: Yah, I know. Sorry about that.
Jay: I think there would have to be a dead animal laying in our house with flies hovering over it in order for you to notice that the house needs to be cleaned.
Jay: I'm being serious - I'm thinking either a dead animal on the floor or poop in your sink.
And thus ends a shining example of a Stookey conversation early in the morning.