I feel kind of honored.
The best was my prankster's spelling.
Please don't over look that quality.
Prankster: Hey calm down no need tto ofend wither
Me: who is this?
Prankster: Whos dis
Me: i'm the person you texted. go figure
Prankster: I didn't txt u
Me: actually you did. you texted me this ... FWD: Hey calm down no need tto ofend wither
At this point, I'm like, "Really? Now you're getting boring."
Mainly because I can't think so dumbly (yes, I made up that word).
Like why would you say "no?"
Does he/she think I just randomly started texted people?
That's what THEY did.
Me: no worries. must have been a mistake. have a good night.
Still waiting for response ...
Don't worry, I'm not holding my breath.