I would NEVER want to be famous (and I use this term loosely in this case).
Perhaps "in the public eye" is more appropriate.
I'm terribly afraid I'd have a lapse in judgement and wear something like this:
And then someone might cut & paste my picture onto their blog and publicly humiliate me.
Turtle necks went out of style 20 years ago Jake!
Bonus points for non-pleated slacks.
Bonus point retracted for pants being too tight & too short.
Oh, more bonus point retracted for cell phone belt attachment and USING cell phone belt attachment.