Wine & Dying

School is well underway, which means I get to hear funny kid-comments all day long!

Enjoy.

In the cafeteria today, a student of mine from last year said ...
Student: Ms. Diederichs, you're room smells like wine.
Me: Um, what do you mean when you say my room smells like wine?
Student: I mean your room smells like a mixture of alcohol, cleaner, and wine.
Me: Oh, I see. Interesting.
Sidenote: I had just given my students anti-bacterial soap ... NOT wine.

A different student, a different comment:
Student: Do you know that if you eat healthy, you won't die?
Me: Yes, I think I heard something like that.